Ocean City Today

A pole-r express

By Stewart Dobson | Apr 05, 2018



printed 04/06/18

We take this break from our regularly scheduled programming to make this observation: the only place besides Coastal Highway that has more poles clustered on one street is downtown Warsaw.

On the bright side, which the highway will definitely be, those of us who work days and weekends will be able to get a tan on the sidewalks at night.

Now we have telephone poles, other light poles, these new light poles and the high-voltage monstrosities, which may serve a dual purpose of carrying electricity and intercepting secret Ruskie radio messages.

I don’t know about this. Maybe we should conduct a poll.

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